My name is Allyson and I fuck the system.

inbalanced:

Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week

(via asvprock)

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eggito:

I GUESS FACEBOOK TOOK OFF THEIR CHARACTER LIMIT BECAUSE I JUST MADE MY STATUS THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

eggito:

I GUESS FACEBOOK TOOK OFF THEIR CHARACTER LIMIT BECAUSE I JUST MADE MY STATUS THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

(via adolphinhitler)

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52 minutes ago

joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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(via adolphinhitler)

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1 hour ago

crystallized-teardrops:

when my mum goes ’ do you remember when you were little..’ NOPE NOPE NO MUM I DONT REMEMBER I DONT REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN I HAD A BOWL CUT NOPE NOT IN MY MEMORY ABORT NOW

(via adolphinhitler)

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2 hours ago

hiimmiv:

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

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3 hours ago
captainarktos:

nasa-ismy-truelove:

trigonometry-is-my-bitch:

Scientists from MIT Developed a Trillion frames per second slow motion camera that can show light moving through a bottle. Ramesh Raskar presents femto-photography - For comparison, the imaging of a bullet captured at this many frames per second would last a year as explained in thepresentation by Professor Ramesh Raskar of MIT.
[video]
^ what you have witnessed above is light travelling in slow motion.

OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD

I have the weirdest erection right now.

captainarktos:

nasa-ismy-truelove:

trigonometry-is-my-bitch:

Scientists from MIT Developed a Trillion frames per second slow motion camera that can show light moving through a bottle. Ramesh Raskar presents femto-photography - For comparison, the imaging of a bullet captured at this many frames per second would last a year as explained in thepresentation by Professor Ramesh Raskar of MIT.

[video]

^ what you have witnessed above is light travelling in slow motion.

OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD

I have the weirdest erection right now.

(via adolphinhitler)

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Posted
3 hours ago

and people say anime is shit.

(Source: piyox22, via adolphinhitler)

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4 hours ago

jaramo:

gay8:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

(via adolphinhitler)

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Posted
4 hours ago

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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Posted
4 hours ago

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

(via adolphinhitler)

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Posted
5 hours ago

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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imageDID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

imageYOUTUBE NO

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

(Source: hellanerd, via falling-clown-stairs)

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6 hours ago
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