My name is Allyson and I fuck the system.

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valkaqueenofdragons asked: I hope you have a wonderful birthday!


Answer:

thank you :3

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Anonymous asked: happy birthday nugget!!!!!


Answer:

Meow

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achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

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rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

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irishcroissant:

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

Ireland?

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trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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Anonymous asked: OMG ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MAY CAKE AND HUGS BE WITH YOU :D


Answer:

Thank you. I love you anon.

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Anonymous asked: I love your blog and I look forward to reading it everyday!


Answer:

Oh. Wow. Thank you.

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al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

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natnovna:

natnovna:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids … 

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