My name is Allyson and I fuck the system.

Snapchat: Allygirl82

Instagram: TrippingOnGravity

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.

(Source: princecanary, via badass-assin)

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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked, via kamilak10)

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imagineatl:

alexfatkarth:

“What are some of your must haves on tour?”

(Source: clintkatie, via twentyfreckles)

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dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

(Source: tybalt-tisk, via bzzimm)

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bewbin:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THIS IS LYING PROPOGANDA AND I AS A SKELETON WILL NOT STAND FOR. Mostly becuae I don’t have any muscles BUT STILL

bewbin:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THIS IS LYING PROPOGANDA AND I AS A SKELETON WILL NOT STAND FOR. Mostly becuae I don’t have any muscles BUT STILL

(via oldhamsandwichifoundundermycouch)

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thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

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hextina:

flirting with your crush like

image

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haveyouseenmyvirginity:

can we talk about the fact that the top 5 singles in itunes right now are all by women and the 3rd is a collaboration between 3 women.
can we talk about that

haveyouseenmyvirginity:

can we talk about the fact that the top 5 singles in itunes right now are all by women and the 3rd is a collaboration between 3 women.

can we talk about that

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superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

(Source: blazepress, via trickedoutwheelbarrow)

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mylifetimes5:

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

Beck was a great everything

(Source: lizgillies, via bravesimon)

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