My name is Allyson and I fuck the system.

leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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(via the-rad-skull)

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when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

grawly:

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(via theperksofbeingabitchassmofo)

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

(via assbutttimelorddetective)

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via centrad)

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1 hour ago

chespin:

send this to ur crush with no context

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1 hour ago

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via guardian-angel-food-cake)

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2 hours ago

newsadventuretimes:

Adventure Time - Wake Up/Escape From The Citadel Full Episode Half-Hour Specail

(via dorkthedragon)

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3 hours ago

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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3 hours ago

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via sayoki-chan)

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4 hours ago

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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(via richdads)

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5 hours ago

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via fluffy-taocs)

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