ok so i know the whole highblood/lowblood lifespan difference thing is very tragic but every time i see somebody using that as a plot device in an erisol comic i just think of what a shitty old guy sollux would be. sollux using his age as an excuse to get out of everything. sollux turning his hearing aids off while eridan is talking. sollux running over eridans toes with a motor scooter.
I love old guy Sollux..
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
“More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
tumblr is like this:
we should be like this:
why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?
why do these all have different websites’ watermarks on them if they are from the same photoshoot