My name is Allyson and I fuck the system.

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lightingupthereef:

mizushimo:

sushinfood:

thii2ii2tupiid:

ok so i know the whole highblood/lowblood lifespan difference thing is very tragic but every time i see somebody using that as a plot device in an erisol comic i just think of what a shitty old guy sollux would be. sollux using his age as an excuse to get out of everything. sollux turning his hearing aids off while eridan is talking. sollux running over eridans toes with a motor scooter.

amazing

I love old guy Sollux..

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(via cheeseniptits)

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via desteryscandynipples)

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veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

(via not-blinking)

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2 hours ago

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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(via that-one-guy-you-like-alot)

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meatbicyclevevo:

joeyjoe69:

meatbicyclevevo:

Random comments on posts

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my lord. my beautiful lord Satan. my beautiful shrek

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(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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pretty-period:

More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK

(via gingerb3ard)

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4 hours ago

retr0philia:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

because that’s usually when they start being educated on the reality of life.

(Source: onlinegf, via twentyfreckles)

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panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(via thevampscandanceinmypants)

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6 hours ago

fentonsofun:

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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why do these all have different websites’ watermarks on them if they are from the same photoshoot

(Source: cyberjock, via simplyaprince)

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7 hours ago

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

(via silverxlouis)

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